One of my best assets in life has been my sense of humor. It used to be that through any day that I would think of enough amusing interpretations of current events that I am sure that I could have had a job making satirical comments on the daily news. Most people that I would share that humor with would constantly urge me to submit my material to a network or at the least to record it for someone else to use. Unfortunately I never did either and like most of the good in my life became lost... "like tears in rain". further.., very unfortunately, damage to my nerves has severely impaired my thought process and I rarely have any original thoughts. In any case.. I had a tiny bit of what now has become rare 'Gary humor' a moment ago and it was accompanied with an inspiration to create a place at this website to record any of those bits of humor when one occurs and I have the chance to upload them to this site. Well here is the first entry .. not very funny in comparison o the usual standard that I have.. but it is what remains,, of my autumn leaves.. to leave behind.. so here it is and ill hopefully be accompanied by more...

1.) The Patriot Act has compromised our constitutional rights so severely  that The Bill Of Rights will soon become known as The 'Bill Of Last Rites' with the main amendment being the 'Rite To Remain Silent'....